Thursday, September 1, 2016

Short Story - "The $3000 Dollar Shit"

Alright. This is a true story that happened to me while I was younger. I was a high school student at the time. I remember it almost too clearly. One day, I was playing a game on my laptop, and suddenly, I had a sharp pain in my stomach. It really did hurt so I googled it and from the symptoms I had, I thought my appendix burst so my mom took me to emergency care to go check it out. From there, we ended up having to go to the hospital. The doctor wanted me to take a pee sample so I went to the bathroom. As I was in the bathroom, I ended up needing to take a shit and all the pain in my stomach left along with the shit. I told my mom I was all better. We got a $3000 dollar bill for the shit. Good thing I had health insurance.

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